June 2012
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So there is this one part of school that I really...
One of my classmates always has a packed buttered white bread roll or two in her lunch
and she doesn’t like them but her mum insists on packing it/them
and so I usually get them
and sometimes they’re like, quarter of a French stick
and oh my god so delicious
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Unpleasantries of dealing with a bitch.
I love the fact that my ‘friend’ thinks she can ditch me and I’ll be alone. You’re so wrong, dear. So very wrong. When your ‘new best friend’ (yes, she actually used that term to my face…I didn’t realise we were still in primary school) gets sick of you, as she inevitably will because she is a miserable cow at the best of times, you’ll come...
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If I go to any university at all after A2, I want...
If anybody saw me there today, I was the girl with shiny blue shoes.
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Me: Toblerones are the work of Satan himself. They're so delicious you eat the whole thing in one sitting, then hate yourself. ;~;
My sister: am i being thick here- who is satay????
“It occurred to me that I had half a brain in beautiful working order and that I...”
– Vladimir Nabokov Lolita (via tastemybraincandy)
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People who are shocked at 'Fifty Shades Of Grey'
Somebody’s never read fanfiction.
Why we should use the Oxford Comma
afternoonsnoozebutton:
bowtiesinthedungeon:
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
This is the end of the entire discussion. Team Oxford Comma 4 lyfe.
<3 The Oxford comma.
sonder →
hyperdelirium:
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might...
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Hey, people who comment negatively about my relationship while simultaneously knowing absolutely nothing about the way we interact/ what we do/ what we talk about/ how we like each other/ anything in general, this is for you!
NEXT PERSON TO STICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NOSE IN WHERE IT ISN’T DAMN WANTED CAN HAVE A PUNCH IN THE FUCKING JAW, I ASSURE YOU THAT YOU’LL BE CHOKING ON YOUR TEETH...
foreverunoriginal:
Watching Thor for the first time… YES PEOPLE I’M BEHIND SHUT UP :L
I LOVE THAT FILM.
Be prepared for feelings, and lots of ‘em.
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Old writing. Just was looking through my Year 9...
Catching sight of his visage in a mirror was a mild horror in itself. A gaunt face peered at its reflection, while the latter eyed his double with contempt. A sharp nose carved down the centre of his features, creating an arrogant, angular appearance. Dark inverted smiles furrowed as he gazed into the calculating eyes of his intangible double. His coppery curls tumbled greasily to his...
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Favourite scene in The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.... →
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daryancrescendshair asked: hu da fuq r u stop folowin me
